Dark Elon is Darker Than Ever
"In the battle of egos, there can only be one supreme leader... and I have laser eyes!" - Dark Elon
Evil Plan #1
Replace all Twitter birds with tiny cyber trucks that shoot laser beams
Evil Plan #2
Make Mars the new tax haven for billionaires (with mandatory flamethrower ownership)
Evil Plan #3
Replace all presidential debates with Neuralink-powered meme battles
The Dark Side Contract (Solana)
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